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Rake

Posted by Ben Hogenkamp on Saturday, February 28, 2009,
A rake is when you take all three pots no matter if you slick someone or everyone drops but you.

Ex:

Berber: Nice! Fucking raked it!

Ben: No you didn't squirrely, I'm still in.  Now pick up your three off suit and take three freshies.

Berber: Three freshies please.

Ben: One

Berber: Shit....

Ben: Did you pick up any trump?

Berber: Fuck me! (throws his cards down revealing 3 more off suits)

Ben: See Berbs, now I raked it you dumb poodle.

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Slicky Dick Dick

Posted by Ben Hogenkamp on Friday, February 27, 2009,
A term made famous by Grant Klosterman meaning a slick in your favor.

Ex:

Berber: Do you have the queen double guarded?

Corbit: Are you serious Ber?...No..

Berber: SLICKY DICK DICK! (throws down his cards revealing ace king jack of trump)

Corbit: FUCK ME! Joba, spot me. I only got two bucks left

Joby: 34...

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